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Side 1
 
 Nun:   I was reading for most of the flight.
 
Man: The bible?
 
Nun: No. (BEAT) I was reading until the first one interrupted.
 
Man: What were you reading?
 
Nun: A letter. I suppose it could have been terrorism. How many explosions did you
count?
 
Man: At least two.
 
Nun: I thought there might have been three.
 
Man: Might have been.
 
Nun: Last thing I remember was a man screaming. He fell on top of me and his face
was inches from mine. I could smell the Bloody Mary mix. And he kept
screaming, “We’re all going to die.” “We’re all going to die!” I couldn’t help but
smile ‘cause I’ve known we were all going to die since first grade.
 
Man: Last thing I saw was Carl. He looked scared, but he was trying to hide it. He
does that.
 
Nun: Then that means the last thing he saw was you. What did you look like?
 
Man: Terrified. But I tried to tell him how much I love him with my eyes. I probably
looked like some maniacal silent film star. Rudolph Valentino searching for the
perfect expression.
 
Nun: Maybe you made him laugh.
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  • Home
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  • Plays
    • Current Season >
      • Great Expectations
      • The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
      • Time After Time
      • Making God Laugh
      • Steel Magnolias
      • One-Act Cabarets
    • Prior Seasons
  • Auditions
  • Tickets
    • Seating Map
  • Support Us
    • Become a Sponsor
    • Become a Donor
    • Become a Member
    • Become a Volunteer
  • About Us
    • Awards
    • Board of Directors
    • Community Giving
    • History
    • Newsletters
    • Scholarships
    • Photo Gallery
    • Posters Gallery
  • Contact Us
  • RLT status regarding COVID
  • RLT Little Stories
  • Spring 2023 One-Acts Auditions