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Side 2
 
Man: What’s your maiden name?
 
Nun: I was never married.
 
Man: I’m sorry I mean your real name, your birth name.
 
Nun: (PAUSE) Tiffany.
 
Man: Really?
 
Nun: Tiffany Desirée Saint Baptiste.
 
Man: Seriously?
 
Nun: Why do you think I changed my name to Sister Christopher?
 
Man: Well, Tiffany . . . you sound like . . . well you know what you sound like.
 
Nun: A French whore? A misunderstood southern belle?
 
Man: A very desperate drag queen.
 
Nun: No more desperate than a young girl from Vermont surrounded by a sea of
Jennifer’s and Mary Ann’s.
 
Man: You don’t seem the desperate type.
 
Nun: I was. Until I received my calling from God.
 
Man: I think Carl was my God. I don’t mean that disrespectfully.
 
Nun: He doesn’t take it that way.
 
Man: I loved him.

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    • Current Season >
      • Great Expectations
      • The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
      • Time After Time
      • Making God Laugh
      • Steel Magnolias
      • One-Act Cabarets
    • Prior Seasons
  • Auditions
  • Tickets
    • Seating Map
  • Support Us
    • Become a Sponsor
    • Become a Donor
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  • RLT status regarding COVID
  • RLT Little Stories
  • Spring 2023 One-Acts Auditions