Spring One-Acts

Spring One Acts Menu -- 2012
Taco in a bag, sausage and perogies, shrimp cocktail, Greek salad, vegetarian chili, spring rolls, desserts and much more.

Synopsis of Spring One Act Plays
Bad Auditions by Bad Actors by Ian McWethy
Directed by David Warford
A casting director has one day to find the leads for a community theatre production of Romeo and Juliet. But what seems like a simple task proves impossible when the pool of actors includes extreme method actors, performers who just don't know what to do with their hands, and one particular woman who may or may not think she's a cat. This hilarious comedy will bring you to the last place you'd ever want to be...behind the doors of a casting session.
Cast: 4 males, 7 females and 3 either male or female

Pizza: A Love Story by Julianne Bernstein
Directed by Jeff Ring
This is a story of a jittery girl who realizes that her beau is going to pop the question tonight and the thought terrifies her even though she loves him.  She calls her sister for help…and the police. And she calls the pizza parlour for a delivery: anything to distract the boyfriend. “I’m not ready yet. I want you to wait for me. Do you love me?  Then wait for me,” she cries as the cop eats the last of the pizza.
Cast 3 males and 2 females

Education is Our Right by Drew Hayden Taylor
Directed by Angel Genereux
Borrows from the familiar story of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol, but in this version the spirits of Education Past, Present and Future attempt to show the Minister of Indian Affairs the error of his ways.
Cast is one adult male or female – Caucasian
3 Aboriginal -- youth, male or female (13-18 years of age)

*Auditions March 13th and 14th at 7:30 at 1077 Angus Street